The Dish Network User's Resource
The Dish Network User's Resource
With the vast increase in the number of posts in a.d.e lately, I propose a simple list of abbreviations to help us get through them all quicker, much like the (over)use of YMMV, IIRC, AFAIK, etc.
Here's my initial list of suggestions:
DIBTDTVB: DISH Is Better Than DirecTV Because...
DTVIBTDB: DirecTV Is Better Than DISH Because...
DGB: DISH is Great Because...
DSB: DISH Sucks Because...
DPSB: DISHPlayers Suck Because...
TFWOWWIE: The F-ing Website Only Works With Internet Explorer...
TOUTFWWTPAIC: The Only Update The F-ing Website When The Planets Are In Conjuction...
IBDITTIGTPEFMMC: I'll Be Damned If They Think I'm Going To Pay Extra For Mono Music Channels...
IBDITTIGTPEFPTV: I'll Be Damned If They Think I'm Going To Pay Extra For Personal TV...
IBDITTIGTPEFADDT: I'll Be Damned If They Think I'm Going To Pay Extra For All Day DISH Ticket...
IBTBCFYSTOMANURFF: I've Been Their Best Customer For Years So They Owe Me A New Upgraded Receiver For Free...
WWTGBO: Why Was The Game Blacked Out?...
M4KHBETAAHM: My 4000 Has Blackouts Every Three And A Half Minutes...
LYM4KHBETAAHS: Lucky You! My 4000 Has Blackouts Every Three And A Half Seconds...
IHTPEFS: I Have To Pay Extra For Speedvision?...
WATTFM2K: Where Are The Timers For My 2000?
WITEFL: Where Is The Expanded Favorites Lists?
IHYCHDNWJASOCGAAGOOHBITT: I've Heard You Can Hack DISH Network With Just A Stick Of Chewing Gum And A Gallon Of Ordinary Household Bleach- Is This True?
ITDAFSWIISTDT: If They Don't Add Fox Sports World Immediately, I'm Switching To DirecTV Tommorrow!
IGTSACALB: I'm Going To Start A Class Action Lawsuit Because...
APPVMSBLDDADAONNC: All Pay-Per-View Movies Should Be Letterboxed Dolby Digital All Day And Only Ninety-Nine Cents!
WHTSRAIFCY: Why Haven't They Split Romance And IFC Yet?
IDCTFBAMFMTHAER: It Doesn't Cost Them Five Bucks A Month For Me To Have An Extra Receiver...
HDISASLTGSDSOTDR: How Do I Split A Single LNB To Get Six Different Satellites On Ten Different Receivers?
TAABONCBWDIHTPMPMFT: They've Added A Bunch Of New Channels But Why Do I Have To Pay More Per Month For Them?
IHDNIHDNIHDNIHDNSBP: I Hate DISH Network! I Hate DISH Network! I Hate DISH Network! I Hate DISH Network! (Signed Bob Piazza)...
IHDNIHDNIHDNIHDNSBB: I Hate DISH Network! I Hate DISH Network! I Hate DISH Network! I Hate DISH Network! (Signed Bob B.)...
WWDGTNFLST: When Will DISH Get The NFL Sunday Ticket?
WDDARUATOTP: When "Damned Dirty Apes" Rise Up And Take Over The Planet...
CIUACSASDTIPOASW64: Can I Use A Cable Splitter And Some Duct Tape In Place Of A SW64?
ITISAHOAGOMLCWABCHSOTBOMTVWCIGAWFDNEAW: I Thought I Saw A Hint Of A Ghost On My Local Channel With A Bent Coat Hanger Stuck On The Back Of My TV. Why Can't A Get A Waiver For DISH Nets East And West?...
TWBAGNGIIWFATWHTMLSAANU: This Would Be A Great NewsGroup If It Wasn't For All The Whiners, HTML Posts And Abbreviations Nobody Understands...